How to handle a drunk girl passed out on your couch.
It’s really that simple.
Real people treat people with respect.
Yes. Yes 100 times. Guys, this is what you’re supposed to do. This is your duty as a human being.
Oh MyGod yes
or you could draw penis’ on her face. There’s always that.
If you wake her up respectfully, she may pay you in sex anyway. Then you don’t go to jail and she has a much better time.